8pm titties

When asshole parents who bring their kids to CLEARLY adult parties FINALLY take the kid home at 8pm, obviously what follows next is everyone pulls out their titties in celebration of the kids leaving.

Corina, thanks for saying the kids need to leave by eight, now it’s time for 8pm titties!!

hops robber

those parties that come to breweries with strollers, diapers, infants and toddlers in tow that shave the buzz/mood/vibe of all over 21 that are trying to appreciate a crafted libation in peace.

I ordered my favorite beer ,and was enjoying the music and adult conversation with friends when the hops robbers arrived in droves with car seats, formula, diapers - screaming kids and crappy diapers ensued .

hotjetski

When you mix a gator, a football, a sharp wit, and a huge ego, you get a hotjetski.

Have you ever heard of a League of Extraordinary Drinkers?

I’ll bet Hotjetski has!!