pebkac

Problem Exist Between Keyboard And Chair
When a user is at fault for a computer problem. Now it is used to describe stuff.

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carbophobe

-noun, a person that does not delight in the consumption of cupcakes or strawberry jam on white toast

"Naw, I don't mind downing a box of Honey Nut Cheerios with you. I'm no carbophobe."

Origin: Alan Aragon, 2011