Clam Splashing

The Female Equivalent to Tea bagging.

We were playing a nice friendly first-person shooter when all the sudden the Killcam shows the girl clam splashing me.

Snatch-Babble

The incessant high-shrill noise that one might hear from an ongoing and unrelenting female conversation.

I didn't realize it was ladies' night until I walked into the bar and heard the repelling sounds of snatch-babble.