Lightspeed Systems

A shitty software that school used to block everything and violates our privacy.

Friend: Yo I tried to use tor to bypass Lightspeed Systems, why isn't it working.
Me: You need to configure a bridge server.
Friend: Bro, isn't that used to bypass shitty firewall setup in countries like China?
Me: Yea.

dumbass

How Luis always act in the class

Me: Yo Luis, what yo doin.
Him: Putting make-up on
Me: Dumbass and gayass