BP'ter

The result on phrases, caused by the BP Oil Disaster in the Gulf of Mexico.

When he mentioned that he was bringing a lady friend to the club, his buddies hit him with the BP'ter, 'you never bring oil to the beach'.

Another BP'ter is 'A bird in the hand, is better than 2 in the oil'.

mirage a trois

When you wake up from a sexual dream in the middle of the night, and think that there are 2 women in bed with you, only to realize that they are just bunched up blankets.

He kept the lights on during sleep to avoid the reoccuring mirage a trois experience.

out-of-contexting

V: The act of sending type, via a cell phone.

I wish she'd just call, for I can never understand what she means while out-of-contexting.

schwillderbeast

A person, usually glutonous, who will take advantage of all that there is to schwill, without the pride of caring what people think.

Yo, that schwillderbeast drank all the free beer.