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When someone keeps redirecting or completely change the subject in order to Bitch/complain/make fun of Donald Trump.
"He is just a complete Asshole. I don't understand how any sane thinking person could vote or even support this buffoon. I mean, what has America come too?"
"Uhh... So do you want fries with that or not."
Trump-ed
When your vaccine nurse is hot/handsome as hell.
You see the nurse?
Total gave me a Rona Bona.
When you watch Netflix alone, surrounded by food and end up ruing your sheets for a different reason.
"What brings you to Bed, Bath and Beyond today sir?"
"I was just having a netflix and spill ."
"Say no more. Single sized sheets are in the back."
After getting vaccinated you purge the forest from the land so you can finally hit up the old bootycalls.
What are you doing Friday?
Vax n' wax.
Tell John I said hi!
The team you join when you realize you are too fat, lazy and out of shape to be a super-hero and too stupid to be a super-villain.
"The Despicable Bulk. Whore. Can't-Man, Black Man/her, Fat Piggo, and small Dick Fury. Depressengers ASSEMBLE!"
When someone you had sex with at some point now sits on the complete opposite political spectrum as you.
I can't believe Steve said Stem cells are ghosts of dead sperm. Didn't you date him?
Total Flip Fock
That time of month coincides with the holiday season and your significant other is PMSing and breaking your balls worse than the nutcracker.
"Where is the popcorn tinsel?"
"In the bag, inside the kernals."
"Someone's being Crampissed"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Mistletoe....wet kiss..."
"Damn right..."