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An artificial smile that resembles the forced smiles of beauty pageant contestants. Women entered in these contests will put vasoline on their teeth to keep their lips from sticking to their teeth when they smile.
The Miss America contestants flashed their best vasoline smiles at the judges as they walked by.
A person who constantly redefines other people's submissions in the Urban Dictionary.
I posted a new entry in the Urban Dictionary and some redefiner posted the same definition under me.
Decaffeinated coffee. Crap that tastes like coffee but doesn't give you a caffeine buzz. Waste of time...
Waitress: What can I get you?
Customer: Coffee..
Waitress: Leaded or unleaded?
Decaffeinated coffee. Crap that tastes like coffee but doesn't give you a caffeine buzz. Waste of time...
Waitress: What can I get you?
Customer: Coffee..
Waitress: Leaded or unleaded?
To be wired on caffeine. Have a caffeine buzz.
After 3 Mocha Frappachinos from Starbucks, I was so caffeinated that I organized my sock drawer!
A sidewalk that is covered with ice and makes you slide when you take a step. Slide + sidewalk = slidewalk.
After the ice storm, I slipped down the slidewalk to get in my car.