spam

Software produced annoying mail

My inbox is full of spam.

912

the real number for emergencies... if you're a stonecutter.

"and don't bother dialing 911 anymore. here's the real number (912)."

summerscum

dirt. is a dump near norf aston beach.
Some cool people live there ie. James. but its still not as good as norf!

man:im from summerscum
lady: get out you dirty man from the depths of pit of summerscum!

Dipako

1.(Di'PaK.o')In ~ and or refrence to the 'Iatola of Rock an' Rolla'

2.(DiP.Ak(c)o) A hybrid Mexican tabacco cross breeded with Mc'Donalds Sweet n' Sour Sauce.

1.Sph"If anyone knows; Dipako does."

2./Ath// ~ Mark decided to purchase some Dipako.

Norf

the best village in the world, only cool people live there, that over looks the shite village of summerscum

You are so cool you live in NORF!

ignorocracy

1)Any form of government by and for the ignorant.
2)Any democracy in which more people vote to be on the 'winning team' than vote out of any actual education on the issues at stake.

Pax Americana. The modern American empire.

coitus interruptus

sexual practice in which the penis is withdrawn prior to ejaculation to prevent the deposit of sperm into the vagina

my girlfriend sprang coitus interruptus on me the other night when she was riding me cowgirl style and i ended up with a belly full of sperm.