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A definition of a Jakob Jensen.
The typical fuckboy on big boats, sailing from shore to shore, getting the STD’s.
“Oh you are such a skvat!”
“Well Im not Jakob Jensen, so i can’t be!”
When you are taking your girl in doggystyle, then gently try to sneak it into the poo factory, but she will notice. She will then turn her head and mumble the same noice as a dolphin. “Eh eh, eh eh, eh eh”.
Guy: I tried to fuck her in the butt, but i ended up with the dolphin...
Guy: Daaaaamn... I feel you bro.