The phrase that describes me
Does not follow alphas (they dont even exist)
Gets all the women (in my dreams lmaooo)
Does exercise (1 pull up a week)
Person 1: Reverse racism and heterophobia is real!
Person 2: You, my friend, are a Based Sigma Male!
When something sucks, because its a pain in the ass
Dude, that homework task was totally anal without lube.
Nut Nut November
You can nut twice as much as you could in the other months.
NNN is my favourite month. I am trying to get a high score of 69.
The act of using Microsoft Edge, especially for long periods of time
Teacher: Stop edging in class! The work needs to be done in your books, not on the computer
I didnt get any sleep last night because I got too carried away edging...
The laptop I am using to write this definition right now.
I'm still rocking the 7-year-old piece of shit Acer Aspire V3-572G.
A special nickname only the best gigachads get; a very rare achievement!
The blue-haired girl just called me a straggot!
A way of saying that you would rather do anything instead of what someone has just told you to do.
Person 1: are you going to do your homework
Person 2: i'd rather eat a shoe