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A unit of liquid measurement equal to the average human male ejaculatory volume of 3.5mL. It is a standardized unit to compare to a squirt, which is similar in volume but is an approximation based on perception and that varies in each application.
The average 12-oz. soda can contains approximately 100 nuts of soft drink. The average condiment packet contains 1-2 nuts (chik-fil-a mayo is usually ~4 nuts, for example).
subway emp: You want mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir?
customer: both
emp: (throws some down) is this enough, sir?
customer: can you put another nut of mustard please?
emp: ok sure
"If you don't stop sucking it I'm gonna nut !"
"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."
"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."
crazy or insane person ; male or female
Old Man Willard over on Mermaid's Rock is such a nut, always talking about Pokemon and the Pope teaming up to destroy Scotland....
(n.) An edible seed
(n.) Carazed, fanatical about (suffix)
(v.) (mainly brit) To perform a quick head-butt
(n.) (Mainly Brit) Head
(v.) slang- press
(v.) seminal fluid
(n.) Testicle
A) Let's eat some nuts!
B) That guy is a gun-nut
C) I'm going to nut you if you don't tell me the answer
D) My nut is in pain
E) Nut that button on the wall for me.
F) Nut on your face
G) OW! My nuts!
a verb. To ejaculate. Cum (v.)
A cum lover always wants her man to nut in her mouth when she giving him a blowjob.
n. a crazy or eccentric person
This woman is a nut. She has a colourful reputation as an engaging eccentric.
Scottish slang for 'no'.
"You going to that party tonight?"
"Nut, can't be bothered"