Red beer

noun., A red beer is similar to a michelada (or 'chelada) but not as fancy. Simply mix up one part light lager or IPA to one part V8 vegetable juice (the "Spicy" variety if you're feeling adventurous") and sock it down -- the colder it is, the better it works as a "hair of the dog" hangover remedy.

Jerry: "Fuck, dude, too much rye last night. Build me a red beer, will ya?"

Jake: "Yeah, I hear ya, I'll make two."

Mang

n. (Spanglish): Man

Popularized by the character of Tony Montana in the film Scarface, "mang" is "man" as pronounced in a Cubano accent.

"I nee some leequor from the store, mang."
"Okay, mang."
"So less get going, chunowutImingmang?"

Oom Bowmp-Bowmp

A phrase spoken to one's friend when said friend has done something spectacularly cool and rebellious. Said friend will then respond, "Chk-a-chk-aaahhh..."

Derived from the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off and re-popularized in the post-credits scene of the film Deadpool.

Bill: *downs a trip shot of bourbon, neat*
Mike: "Oom bowmp-bowmp!"
Bill: *belches* "Chk-a-chk-aaahhh..."

LGBTQWTF

The tendency of the LGBTQ community to drive farther and farther into the completely absurd. Describes those who deliberately set out to be on the bleeding edge just to be "special enough" -- usually as a trend or influence -seeking affectation.

Kylie: What the hell is going on with Brad this week? He's going around telling people he identifies as a pyrosexual tablespoon and his pronouns are the color orange and the number 3?

Mike: I guess being bi wasn't getting him the attention he wanted. He's gone full LGBTQWTF now.

Shenannigasm

That euphoric high you feel when shenannigans have reached the pinnacle of fuckery and lulz.

Brian: "Dude, remember that time Kevin passed out and we pranked him by sticking his hand in a bowl of gravy, and when he woke up he smeared it all over his face?"
Zack: "Fuck yes, man, I'm just glad nobody recorded the mass shenannigasm we all had when that happened!"

Flumunda Cheez

Oily, viscous residue on an unwashed male scrotum, usually peppered with bits of lint and/or trapped pubic hairs.

"Ay yo, hey, you want some Flumunda cheez?"
"The fuck is 'Flumunda cheez'?"
"Da cheez flumunda deez nutz, foo!"

Betch

Term used between effeminate homosexual men to refer to one another.

Ehw muggawd, gimme that shirt, betch.

No way! Go to Hot Topic and get yer own, betch!