jesus

only way to heaven even if u dislike Him and this post
(probably because He stands for the truth and you dont)

Jesus is the judge! Have faith in His shed blood, so that you also have Him as the lawyer!

slavify

The act of making something slavic

slavify:

U: привет, Tom! I slavified my car!
S: You did what?
S: My Mercedes AMG is now a VAZ-2101!
U: ... You mean "our" car, don't ya'?

q-q

Sad emoticon.

It is used when someone wants to tell that one is sad via messenger.
The *q*'s are the eyes with tears and the *-* is the mouth.

A: Hey, Mark!
B: q-q
A: Huh? What is it..?
B: I got my exam back... *sniff*
A: And?
B: ... It's an F!!! q-q