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A phrase used to describe that a guy hasn't had sex in a long time.
Damn, I've got bad case of blue balls; I gotta get laid tonight!
a nice way of refering to a person who is not smart or who does things that are ill-advised
See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
Durwood: My uncle is not the brightest bulb on the porch.
Winthrop: Why do you say that?
Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.
Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!
A condition brought on by the wearing of pants so tight that the genitals concealed beneath them bulge slightly, causing a cleft at the center seam in the crotch, thus resembling the foot of a camel. Most frequent for females but not impossible for males.
Damn! Clarice has got a wicked camel toe goin' today!
Two great tasting foods that taste great together. Others include bacon and eggs, chocolate and peanut butter (people in their upper 30's or older will remember the old Reese's Peanut Butter Cups ads!), and milk and Oreos.
Dude 1: Hey, man, let's go get some beer and graham crackers!
Dude 2: Beer and graham crackers!?! You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me!
Dude 1: Yeah, you're right. Beer and popcorn, then?
Dude 2: Now you're talkin'. C'mon - I'll drive!
Another term for cologne; inspired by the thought (or hope) that all it takes for a guy to score is to not smell bad.
Larry: Come on, Gord! We're gonna be late for the goddam party!
Gord: Hold your water, dude! I can't find my sure-fuck!
an expression used to indicate that a person isn't very smart
see also - not the brightest bulb on the porch, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, a few bricks shy of a load,
Little Davey tried to iron his short & curlies (he's not playing with a full deck).
commotion; controversy; big flare up of emotion involving two or more people or organizations; usually involves conflict, misunderstanding, or disagreement bewtween the involved parties. See also Brouhaha.
Nick wanted badly to continue going to the swingles mixers at the local Elks Lodge, but had concerns that revelation of his marital status would erupt into a brouha over the lax admission policy.