fucked the loaf

Totaly ruined. Not any good any more.

Then she said she was a republican and that really fucked my loaf. Had to end the date right there. Or . That mouse got in and totaly fucked the loaf of bread. What will we eat now?

occupy turd street

going to the bathroom

I'll be right there in a couple minutes, I gotta occupy turd street

Rodeo snake

A poop so long it lifts you off the bowl and starts bucking.

I heard some screaming from the bathroom. Wouldn't you know it , the misses was riding a rodeo snake

father beans

dads testicles

Half of a baby comes from father beans

Howboycat

A mystical cat who can only be described as a cross between lee marvin and hunter s thompson. Part man part party/attack cat. Out there.

That darned Howboycat sure is a character. What will he do next?!