Retro Whore

Ret⋅ro Whore (re-troh hoor)

–noun

1. A person engaged in the act of whoring retro type objects. Objects usually of Game type.

2. Someone who collects, uses, or abuses anything of an old fashion.

Dude that is so old school, you really are a retro whore.

Primal Sex

pri⋅mal sex prahy-muhl seks
-adjective

1. The act of sexual reproduction in its most instinctive form.

2. The lack of any aid or device used for sexual reproduction.

That girl and I are going to go have Primal Sex tonight all night long.