Flicken

(v) to end in a giant orgy.

"Nothing happened with that big group argument. It flickened instead."

Waflicate

To calculate the number of ways you can order hash browns at a Waffle House.

“I waflicated 1,000,000 different ways to order those browns.”

Faskitate

To violently expel the contents of one's stomach through the mouth.

“I was stunned by that statement. I just faskitated in my mouth.”