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One of the single most intimidating roast to use on people.
It will make your opponent braid it’s toe hair in fear, agony, pain, angry-ness, and more synonyms for upset.
Person 1:Wanna roast battle?
Person 2:Sure
Others:*whispering;inaudible*
Person 1:You’re built like a milk jug. haha! Beat that!
Person 2:PPNUGGET
Person 1:*braids toe hair, crying, screaming, and pouting.*
Damn, Sharon, I love him. He's got a nice BBD
I thought he was white
Shut up sharon I hate you
what you say when someone asks what ligma is
hey did you know Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Who's Steve Jobs
LIGMA BALLS!!!!
Something a mother says when feeding her little annoying picky ogre mistake when she needs to feed it but it refuses.
Mom:Here comes the airplane! Wooooooo!
Child:*opens mouth* nom nom nom yummy
Mom:*mumbling:I wish I never fricked Gerald. This freaking ogre mistake is ruining my life*
Child:MOMMY
Mom:what Bobby Joe?
Child:WHY
Mom:sorry...I guess it's time to go get candy...
Child:Candy?! *drools*
Mom:Yes.*takes child to adoption centre*
Child:I thought we were getting candy
Why the hell are you searching up the ENTIRE ALPHABET. If you're that bored, go outside. Call your friends. I dunno. Just do something to entertain yourself other than this website.
1:Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
2:The hell?
1:hahah I said the whole alphabet in 4 seconds and 53 milliseconds! But who's counting?.
I am one. Just because we have different genitalia and have breasts doesn’t mean we’re that different. WHY THE FRICKITY FRACK DIDDLY DACK THUMBTACK SIDETRACKED TICK TACK BY YOUR FEEDBACK CRAPSHACK BACK-TO-BACK DO WE HAVE SO MUCH SAID ABOUT US THAT ISNT TRUE?
Sharon:Hey did you hear Jenny is female? I thought they were a myth.
Rebecca:What the hell sharon before you said your white boyfriend had a BBD, and now you’re saying females are myths when you are one?
Greg:Guys did you know having eyes and blinking is a myth?
Rebecca:Sharon, maybe you aren’t so bad.
Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
This sentence is used whenever:
1-Robbers have broken into your house
2-The airplane came, but the wrong one. Said before the airplane crashes into your house.
3-What a child says when they learn "almost curse words" for the first time
4-what you say before your uncle Declan plays the touching game and you don't want to
Mother:here comes the airplane *moves her hand around, spoon in hand.*
Child:*looks outside* Mama-
Mother:Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
Child:Crap frick
Mother:don't say that, little billy
Child:mama
Mother:awww
Turns out they were dreaming after the incident in a coma, and little billy never said mama at the end.