lolo ferrari

A women who was renowned for her huge breast size. Commonly mistaken as a pornstar and sexworker. She was a very talented singer and actress and had a lovely husband, who pushed her to transform into an absolute monster.

Did you see Kathy? she is so "overly developed" she could pass for Lolo Ferrari!

Mark Rutte

The prime-minister of the Netherlands. He is very right-wing and notorious for his lack of sex-appeal.

Girl 1: "Hey boo, did you see that guy across the street?"
Girl 2: "Yea, it's Mark Rutte."
Girl 1: "let's make a u-turn."

poet

a man who writes down gibberish and expects people to applaud him.

Also known as a geek or dork.

Girl 1: Oh-My-Gosh, Ryan is cute!

Girl 2: He's a total poet..

Girl 1: eww!