(n.) The cloud of stench left in the bathroom after someone takes a deuce.
"Don't go in there, man, there's some serious log fog happening."
(adj.) An extremely sexually vigorous woman. Note that entering an actual badger's hole/burrow results in one getting "tore up." Use this word in the same way one would use the term batshit, but with a somewhat different meaning.
She seems all shy, but I hear she's badgerpanties.
(v.) To draw or write on the skin of a person who has passed out from drinking. Often, the artwork is rendered in permanent marker (Sharpies predominate), with cartoon penises and profane words being popular themes.
After Mike passed out on the couch, a bunch of people at the party billboarded him.
(n.) Usually male, a person who tries to leverage previous face time to sleep with or "date" someone that's been involved with a friend.
Bob only met Sarah because I was dating her, and as soon as we broke up, he asked her out. What a coattail rider.
(n.) An act combining the press of a teabag with simultaneous urination, ala golden showers. The golden bag, however, need not be done for sexual gratification.
It's a bit messy to upgrade a regular teabagging to a Golden Bag, but it sends a strong message.
(n.) An act combining the press of a teabag with simultaneous urination, ala golden showers. The Golden Bag, however, need not be done for sexual gratification.
It's a bit messy to upgrade a regular teabagging to a Golden Bag, but it sends a strong message.
An exclamation used in conjunction with sudden disappointment or vexation.
I think that file that I wanted just got deleted. Assfucky!