27th of May

It's my birthday.
And probably not yours.

Person: It's the 27th of may
Me: That's my birthday

Person: I don't care you dumb-fuck

Sheen's Depression

He felt like Ultra-Lord, now he's Ultra-bored.
Been feeling so damn low he might just pull the fucking cord

Carl: hey Sheen how are you today.
Sheen: I don't know I feel ultra-bored and depressed, they should name a depression about me called Sheen's Depression

Charlie Spring

Why are you looking this up?
Just read the fucking book.
His sister Tori Spring is pretty pog

Me: hey did you read Heartstopper
Person: no
Me: Charlie Spring = gay
Person: pog

Daylesford

Daylesford is a small town in Victoria, Australia.
If you're looking this up you probably live there or thinking about going there on holiday.

It's considered the gayest town in Australia.

Homophobe: Your gay
Daylesford-er: Yeah, I live in Daylesford
Homophobe: Oh, fuck, your straight.
Daylesford-er: what the fuck dude how could you say that