tabbie

a homosapian who purchases a guitar with the dream of becoming a professional, but only looks up tabs of their favourite songs and doesn't learn anything about playing the guitar in a becoming manner that would afford them the techniques needed to become a professional

If Cornelious was a Tabbie he would only play songs by The Who

mandem

simply put, an alternative way of saying friend

'yes yes mandem, is it true that your dad has one leg?'