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Old english lovage, alcoholic cordial. Savor the old english cordial orignally distilled from Devon herbs and spices, using the secret recipe handed down for generations; and still one of Devon's most popular imbibes. Traditionally drunk 2 parts lovage to 1 part brandy as a soothing winter warmer, but if you want something a little more explicit, we recommend 2 parts hennessey to one part lovage. Enjoy, baby.
What your response is in a job interview when you want to sound like you know what you're talking about
Job Seeker: A couple of my strong suits are starting fights with my co-workers and calling in sick at least twice a month.
Interviewer: We'll let you know.
The crazy old man from Ren and Stimpy that had a chicken bone coming out of the top of his head.
Your grandpa is the Chicken Bone Man
The upper peninsula of Michigan.
Up north is a virtual mystery to those of us from the lower peninsula.
A mullet that is grown with the intent of being trendy, or fashionable.
...and as the sun shone down onto his gleaming fashion mullet through the t-tops on his camaro, he realized that all was right in the world, and proceeded to goodwill to find a Journey t-shirt.
What drunk bums call seagram's gin because of the texture on the outside of the bottle.
Sales Associate: Hi, what can I get for ya?
Drunk: GIMME DA BUMPY!! I WANT DA BUMPY FACE!!