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The only show that has EVER made me laugh outloud. I think it was funnier with TV's Frank and Joel, but still funnier in the later episodes, but hey, I love Tom Servo's Irish Tenor, too...
Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year.
A card game that can only fully be understood when you're drunk.
...Oh, I understand euchre now, but I still don't want to play.
1. The state where you can have 70 degrees and sun one day and a snowstorm the next.
2. A state where you can't keep a job because everything's either downsizing or moving to mexico.
Michigan... I'm unemployed and cold... wheeeee!!
A word that your parent's use to describe sex to you, even when you are an adult.
Oh my lord, Jennifer! You're... you're not BOINKING him, are you?
Yes mom, he's my husband.
A person who picks things out of the trash in the hopes of making it work again.
Hey, look at that TV, I'm going to fix it.
But you have 7 TVs already.
But this one is free.
You're such a trash picker
When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin
Giant man who licks the bottoms of sneakers, and has many fat men lurking around his house.
Rather than taking the advice of his nutritionist, Fat Joe prefers to lick the bottoms of sneakers because they taste like migrant childrens' sweat.