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Never trust a man wearing a pinky ring.
That guy with the greasy fashion mullet and diamond pinky ring looks like a sex offender.
A girl who is so skinny that she looks like a pile of sticks with a web of skin in between. Almost transparent.
Paris Hilton looks like a tentworm nest.
The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.
I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.
I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.
A drug that is so important that you lie to the people that you love and steal from the people that trust you in order to get high.
I will never do cocaine. I would never want to put someone through what I've been through.
A person who rummages through trash/garage sale "free" boxes for buried gold (i.e. empty bottles, copper, scrap aluminum, broken household goods, etc.) in the middle of the night.
See Also: trash picker
Jen: Hey. What should we do with these empties?
Derek: Throw them out in the front so the landclammers can get them; they'll be gone by morning.
Jen: Sweet. Can I throw my aluminum siding and broken laserdisc player out there, too?
Derek: Yeah. Knock yourself out.
Something you're not supposed to tell anyone, but somehow gets out regardless of who told who.
I thought that your crush on JT was supposed to be a secret.
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
From the movie demolition man. Said in context of something being particularly bad for you.
Try this bacon lard cheese dip, it's murder death kill.