grease

Fast food.

There's nothing to eat, wanna go get some grease?

Bland Crapids

Slang for the city of Grand Rapids. Home of the conservative, dutch, the conservative dutch, hipsters and everyone in between.

See also:

Grand Raggedy
Bland Rapids
Grand Crapids
armpit of the universe

I hate going to Bland Crapids.

high suck potential

The elevated potential for a person, place or thing to be very unpleasant, i.e., to suck.

This curried beef smoothie has a high suck potential.

I heard Butter: The Movie! has a high suck potential. Should we go?

That girl who keeps talking about herself has a high suck potential.

Bea Arthur

1 part rum
1 part vodka
one part boone's farm peach "wine"
canned peaches or pineapple
ice
blender

blend together and get girl drink drunk to the point that you're singing the theme to The Golden Girls.

Thank you for being a friend.

swiffer

Something that sounds dirty but isn't.

I like to swiffer on a daily basis.

sierra mist

carbonated beverage that sounds like a stripper name.

up next on the pole we have sierra mist... she will be dancing to Whitesnake's "here i go again"

Crystal Pepsi

A now extinct beverage offered by the pepsi corporation in the early 90's that was delicious. Came in flavors of regular, diet and citrus.

Crystal Pepsi - where did we go wrong???