ots

On the scene.

When someone is iyff and pwnting you, they are ots.

stfo

Stay the fuck out.

Moron I'm going in your room.
You stfo

fos

Flies on shit.

I was all over her like fos.

ON

Old news.

Idiotfriend did you see that <news from last week>?
You ON

ymtfc

You make the fucking call.

Schmoe1 So what should we do tonight?
Schmoe2 ymtfc

ywfn

Your worst fucking nightmare.

I'm your worst fucking nightmare.

tpws

That pokeage was smokeage.

After your buddy tells you hid the salami in some fatass chick you reply:

tpws