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Constantly talking about STAR WARS movies to an uninterested audience.
"Man, Dave will NOT stop jedisplaining about Luke in the last movie. That dude needs a girlfriend."
You know me; I can't complain.
"OMG, she broke up with me because of the Rona. But Mister Positivity is still out there, swinging. Too bad the bars are closed."
Being absolutely useless coming and going.
"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."
The little extra metaphorical zing your project needs to show you're earning your paycheck.
"You know what this presentation to the boss needs? A little more bikinis and spacesuits."
That friend of yours who gets everyone else in trouble.
Shenanigans Man got me to crash that bachelorette's party last night and now I'm late for work.
Complete disbelief at your lack of situational awareness.
"Oh my God, do you know where you are? Use the handrail on the escalator. Is your grandmother Japanese?"
When you're done with dating.
"I have had it with men. I'm going to Space Ireland!"