beaver den

A womans bikini bottoms.

There's been a lot of action around her beaver den.

couric

A unit of measurement used to weigh turds

Bono's dump weighed 9.2 courics

stuff muffin

Someone who can pack on the pounds but still look like a stud.

Dude, even though you eat McDonald's every day, your still a stud. What a stuff muffin.