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freemium

An offer; 'trial' to try out the 'premium' feature of an application temporarily.

Spotify: "Get a 30-day-trial of Spotify premium!"
Me: "Should I try the Spotify freemium?"
Friend: "nah."

by Killossal March 14, 2017


art-puberty

art-puberty mass noun
when an artist's technique or style gradually advances/improves without force/attempt.

jasmine had been working so hard, she finally got the art-puberty she was waiting for.

by Killossal March 10, 2016


totoro size

When someone is large, in a manner which is described as chubby , fat , heavy , pudgy or thick , but in a cute cuddly teddy bear kind of way.

At first I wasn't into heavier guys

But then I fell in-love with the totoro size

by Killossal August 31, 2017


doodle

( 1 ) In Australian slang, a man's penis.
NOUN

plural : doodles

Or, traditionally,
VERB
( 2 ) To scribble, draw or sketch thoughtlessly & haphazardly with little effort.

plural : doodles
past tense : doodled
present tense : doodling
future tense : will doodle

" Damn, look at the doodle on that bloody fella. "

" I was doing some random doodling last night. "

by Killossal March 26, 2016


stabbing

When a person says something particularly harmful to someone they care about to either punish them, make them back off & weaken them, to see if they care through manipulation, or to simply just hurt them.

Bébé: well the game seems more real than you even tho it is something virtual
Moi: What's that supposed to mean? You're really stabbing me now?

by Killossal September 30, 2017


reserection

Reserection (or res-erection), when you save an erection that had softened from unpleasant thoughts by looking at or thinking about something stimulating again.

My mate: Oi, did you fuck 'er last night?
Me: Fuck yeah mate, but I had to do a bit of a reserection. 'Accidentally glanced over at 'er dresser & saw a photo of her mum in a bloody wetsuit.
My mate: How'd you save it, mate?
Me: Looking next to 'er mum & looking at 'er in the wetsuit.
My mate: Fuckin' nice save, mate.

by Killossal March 18, 2017


blasting

When someone gets extremely emotional & overreactive, & spams lots of emotionally-fuelled messages, usually featuring manipulative tactics such as self-pitying & guilt tripping, as a panic response.
Sometimes, these messages will feature stabbing .

Girlfriends usually do this when their boyfriend needs space & they do not understand this.

Bébé: just... calm down
Moi: Do you even love me?
Do you even care???
What is wrong with you???
I try so hard, you know
What do you do in this relationship?
Do you even recognise my efforts????
God you're so selfish
Bébé: can you please stop being dramatic & stop blasting me

by Killossal September 30, 2017