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lexiconda

A man whose vocabulary is larger than most others.

Compared to the ESLs that Adam typically dated, Aidan was practically a lexiconda when it came to dirty talk.

by Laughlynne July 13, 2016


Swizz

The sticky combination of sweat and jizz that collects around the base of a man's penis following sex.

Nick reached for a Kleenex to wipe off the swizz that had resulted from their marathon sex session.

by Laughlynne August 19, 2013


melancohen

The general feeling of citywide dolor that arises from millions of its residents having listened to "Hallelujah" that morning.

New York sidewalks were filled with a sense of melancohen the day after the post-election SNL cold open.

by Laughlynne November 13, 2016


ritgl

Rolling in the Grave Laughing

I'm sure FDR is just ritgl after the first night of RNC speeches.

by Laughlynne July 19, 2016


calmversation

A measured, even-keeled conversation, usually between two people discussing a heated topic.

After the breakup, Brett and Adrian sat down to have a calmversation about dividing up their possessions.

by Laughlynne May 07, 2016


aficionacho

A person who is very knowledgeable and appreciative of nachos.

"Pulled pork as a topping is a rookie move. A true aficionacho chooses steak."

by Laughlynne June 08, 2016


perfucktionist

One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.

The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.

by Laughlynne April 26, 2016