When your fart goes up your hoo ha and queafs back out later a few degrees cooler
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I ate lotsa fiber today and my refrieds have my eyes burning!
A long, slow, hot fart with a noxious, lingering aroma.
Thanksgiving was awesome, but those hot soupy seepers will chase me back to the office!
A quick little fart that feels like a rubber band flick on one’s perineum.
I love bubbly water, but those snappers get me every time!