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Fur King

Saying it fast sounds like "Fucking".

Guy 1: Hi there, Fur king.
Guy 2: Who's fucking?

by LeilaSP March 16, 2019


Love Live School Idol Project

When two girls are preforming fellatio, the girl proceeds to squirt and the receiver than shouts "Nico Nico Nii" and does a Tune-in Tokyo on the girl.

Man: What's with all of the cum on your face.
Woman: Me and Becky did a Love Live School Idol Project together.

by LeilaSP May 11, 2019


Bird Brunch

The birds eating the litter on the floor after break time finishes at school.

Everytime i stare at the window, i always see pigeons picking at the litter on the floor and flying away with food, it's as if it's a Bird Brunch.

by LeilaSP March 08, 2019


Lip Sink Battle

A game where you need four players and four buckets of sea water. Each player dips their head into the bucket for as long as they can. The last one whose head is still down wins, the losers get smacked on the ass with a fly swatter.

I got a black ass and a red eye after i played Lip Sink Battle. I feel like vomiting.

by LeilaSP February 10, 2019


groundrug day

To repeatedly smoke marijuana.

Girl: Hey you can't smoke in class!
Boy: Yeah I can, because it's groundrug day.

by LeilaSP May 11, 2019


Urinium

Acidic urine.

Everytime i go piss, my dick feels hot and my piss is green. I think it has uranium in it, as if it's urinium.

by LeilaSP March 22, 2019


Tripping

When two friends take drugs, and appear in two different dimensions. It can only occur if the drug is man-made.

Me and my man took a drug some baron was selling and i ended up in hell, i thought we were tripping.

by LeilaSP March 15, 2019