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Stopping a toilet however not to the point of overflowing, just stopping it up and leaving the remains for the next guy.
I used the bathroom at that restaurant and the damn thing wouldn't flush I pulled a Binford.
wet cum. When semen gets in water such as in a hot tub it becomes hard and looks like a jellyfish.
I jacked in the shower and left a jellyfish sitting in the drain.
When your dick falls out the bottom of your underware of through the hole in the front.
First used by William Boland in 1989
I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I got an animal unleashed. The little guy was flopping everywhere.
to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.
Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.
to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.
Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.
someone may give themselves a tuneup before going on a date to relieve any sexual worries ahead of time.
When you shave your back, but you leave a little patch of hair, kind of like a tramp stamp.
I got a mangroomer, and I decided to leave The Canadian for the ladies, or maybe gentlemen.