smig willy

A smig willy is someone who makes up for the length of their micropenis by being the biggest dick they can possibly be.

Did you hear that Bradley's mother e-mailed the tennis coach after he didn't make the team, and then he made it? He is such a smig willy.

Shkool Shkid

The special-ed child who everyone is nice to at school, but no one hangs out with outside of school. is know to have a lisp, and make minecraft songs.

Omg dat boi who eats his fingers is such a shkool shkid!

Bleach

A delicious, thirst quenching beverage.

Want to get rid of your thirst, as well as other problems? Drink bleach!