necropheliac

One who is turned on by the thought of gettin' nasty with a corpse.

Sexually attracted to dead folks.

Smakx Up

When you get rapidly smacked in the face. It is considered "Smacked up" when it is only 50 smacks or less, but "Smakx Up", is about 150.

When he was sad, he used to get smakx'd up by his mama.

Artimus

Artimus.
The ultimate supreme master.
Your lord and master.

Thesaurus: God, Deity.

"I bow down to the Lord Artimus."
"Save me from the wrath of Artimus."

Jaizume

Jism, said with a french accent.

I covered that ho in my jaizume last nigh. It was hot.

Derren Brown

Derren Brown is a smug, balding git; A socially inept, poor man's David Copperfield with delusions of grandeur.

"If you don't attempt to make any friends and quit that nerdy magic stuff you'll end up just like Derren Brown!"

aije

A anime junkie who infects others with the love of anime.

Aije shows you Ayashi No ceres at midnight. You become an anime junkie.

Thanks

Term used after having sex with a slut who only charged you a cigarette. Little do you know, sex isn't all she gave you in return. You also probably now have all 66 known STDs, HIV, and fleas.

Thanks, you stupid slut. I'll be back next weekend.