unit

Big sturdy bird you wouldn't want to mess with but would want on your side if things started to get tasty.

Ere Bri, you seen that big old Bella Emberg in accounts?
Aye, a right unit.

mutton dressed as dog dirt

An ugly, often old has been, who's trying to look sexy by wearing a short skirt and make up, making a small improvement from the accident she had with the ugly tree

'Ere, Bri, you seen that old bird in accounts in that short skirt? Aye, mutton dressed as dog dirt