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Urban exploring using a drone. Urban exploring being exploring abandoned and derelict buildings or other exotic places that the average Joe doesn't see. Aerial urbexers fly their drone over these sites to explore them over the top rather than physically going inside.
I'm going to take my drone to that abandoned church and do an aerial urbex.
If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.
For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
Absolute idiot responsible for a wide range of annoying things. He ruined the recipe's of Irn Bru, Lucozade and other well known soft drinks with his dumb sugar tax and furthermore the recipe of Coca Pops. He also banned Turkey Twizzlers in schools for apparent reason. He also forced UK supermarkets to put voluntary age restrictions of 16 and over on energy drinks where people in their 30s are getting ID'd. This man thinks that he is the king of food and drink choices.
Jamie Oliver is an absolute moron who loves ruining people's food and drink choices! When did anyone ever tell him what he was allowed to eat or drink?
Someone who has never masturbated in their life.
Person 1: Bet you haven't got a girl yet.
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!
A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!
If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
Named after the character from The Inbetweeners who lured Will in and inevitably broke his heart. A name given to a woman or girl who is really attractive or fit and lures you in, only to end up breaking your heart by either cheating, dumping you abruptly or any other trick she has up here sleeve. A Charlotte Hinchcliffe is a slag and is a sex trap. She will break your heart! Be warned blokes!
Your ex got in bed with a rich guy? Wow, what a true Charlotte Hinchcliffe she is!
An idiotic, comtemptable, ignorant, dumb or selfish person who has no knowledge of how society works.
Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!