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When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.
Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!
When a really hairy person begins to remove body hair
Damn man! we got some serious deforestation going on here!
A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up
Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!
When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise
ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.
When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.
Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.
When a man masturbates in sub-zero weather and the ejaculate freezes before it hits the ground.
It's so cold out here I could Jack Frost
A Powerfull Mean Admin. He can delete you from forum in a second. He can make you like god, or totaly humiliate you. Hail to Him, and his Great Site - kurde.pl
Hail him, or we all shall die!
Children, don't masturbate, or Big Bad Szuflad will delete your profile on forum!