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85% of the time it can be described as... what the lazy rely on, feeling it's 'owed' to them just for being human. Because they do nothing, but still feel that they are great regardless and that they deserve this simply for being a human being.
"I'm a Liberal, because I don't want my welfare to go away. I deserve it, even though I've never done anything for anyone else, and never will... but gimme, gimme, gimme!"
A car only the truly ghetto aspire to drive.
"Someone needs to tell that guy in the Chrysler 300 that it's not a real Bentley"
Dolls that teach young girls how to dress and act like sluts.
"I bought my daughter a Bratz doll, and now she wants to be a stripper!"
A place where people's car payments usually equal more then their house payment, ghettoness is seen as respectable, all the houses look EXACTLY the same, the mall is scary, there are 20 billion places to eat but every one of them is always packed because there's nothing better to do, and the locals feed off enlisted Army members and their families like parasites.
"So I was in Killeen yesterday, and I couldn't get over how ghetto it was"
Something that young men who tan too much and have no future drive as if it's a Lotus.
"I'm such a tool, I had to buy a Ford Probe!"
A car that trashy young women love to drive. Usually accented with a bumper sticker that says either 'I'm not a bitch, I am THE bitch' or 'Princess'... either one accented with glitter, of course.
"I drive an Eclipse, and I've had the clap twice"
something the boring and useless use as a mask to try and seem better then everyone, when really they only stay that way because they can't face who they are and don't know how to be fun.
"Hi, I don't drink, I'm always sober. Would you like to knit some quilts with me? Maybe later we can share a bag of chips and then watch Full House reruns. Being sober rules!"