When someone's butt is so large it can be used as a shelter for small people
She could shelter three children under that porchbutt
When somebody's blog starts to ramble into incoherent words
His political rant turned into blog graphiti
A state of paranoia that only a mother can have. Any disease she reads about on the internet she rushes her child to the doctor insisting the child has the disease. Seldom does the child ever have the illness or disease.
She rushed her child to the emergency room thinking her child had the worse disease. The doctor said it was just mamanoia.
One who liberally distributes and forwards memos, email, and FaceBook posts
Betty is such a memocrat, I can hardly get any work done for all of the stuff she forwards
Singing those high notes at the top of the soprano scale
I did not know she could sing those high notes. She was up in the sopranosphere.
A man that prays on women to get what he wants in life until he sucks the life out of them.
We found out that Kyle was a gynovampire when he used my niece to buy him things he needed
That part of butt cheeks that is visible bulging out beneath short shorts and bathing suits
Did you see how short that girls shorts were? She was all booty biscuits