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A person or business that usually screws people over
Every time I go to that store it is business as screwsual
an emotion episode a woman endures after she catches her man cheating
Kyle doesn't know what he is in for, during the manodrama she will get even
It is that day of the week when the weekend ends and you have to get up and go back to work.
I need another cup of coffee to get beyond my mondaypause
The second orgasm experienced by a man when he is bragging to his friend about the cause of the first orgasm
John had a braggasm when he started bragging to his friends about the gal he spent the night with
When somebody eats so many peanuts that it causes them to fart
Hide the peanuts real quick. Last time he ate so many he had a bad case of peanut butt air
Attending a meeting by electronic means rather than attending in person
Our travel budget has been cut. From now going forward your custmer meetings will have to be dial-by meetings
The view of life perceived by someone with their head firmly planted up their ass
John had his head so far up his ass that it gave him a unique rectospective