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the resulting human material (non-living) after a united states attack on "Iraq" or, insert middle-eastern-flavor-of-the-month "here".
Hank: Damn y'all check all that bomb sauce.
work-shy bloater.
once prolific in its native island habitat. now lurking in berkshire.
similar work ethic to the fuck wit.
"i would have no hesitation in recommending seg for the job; he works like two men - laurel and hardy"
someone who spends his time (both while awake and asleep) masturbating behind a computer screen
Don't be a beadle
A hugger. The girl who loves hugs she will do anything for just a hug. An adjective used to describe a pair of gorgeous legs. Sexy, shapely, lusciously long legs.
An artistic, independent minded girl. She doesn't need anyone but herself to help her on her way. She is wild, fun, and a great friend. She can be stubborn, and won't stop an argument until she has made her point, but she is also forgiving and loyal. She is the bravest of her friends, often a daredevil. She won't be into the mainstream things in society, but make herself her own style.
Boi 1: Is that Emma?
Boi 2: Yep
Boi 1: I wish she was in my arms
Boi 2: Me too
Boi 1: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Boi 2: oh Nothing.....
Essentially, to porkpie someone is to ignore them (if intentional) or to simply not notice them.
The etymology of "porkpie" is as follows: In a weak attempt at improvised cockney rhyming slang, "porkpied" was used in place of "denied". That's it really. It sort of rhymes with denied.
Can be used as an interjection, a noun, a verb.. even a way of life, if you're so inclined - making porkpie a valuable addition to anyone's vocabulary.
Can be abbreviated to 'pied.
More experienced users of the word have been known to say it with an accompanying gesture - any formation of the hands, which alludes to the view through a cross-section of a porkpie, will do. A plan view of such a porkpie is generally unacceptable, however, and can even be interpreted as an insult in some circles.
J: Hey mate, how's it goin?
M:
J: Porkpied!
M: Was I porkpieing you?
J: You totally 'pied me, you bummer
M: OK OK, no need to get eggy
The melodramatic chav/west-country variant of the word "rubbish." Wonderful.
OOOH my god, you're RUBBASH! I wanna swap you for a westlife cd!