Tally Pipe

Stage II of the Possy Pumper set up. Usually adds 234 hp at the ground on most cars. See Possy Pumper

Wow, those Tally Pipes sure do make a difference...

White Rice

Any person of caucasian blood who attemps to imitate his asian counter-parts by either-
A. Buying an import car and performing cheap mods. (see Ricer)
B. Puting parts and stickers intended for use on an import car onto his domestic car. (like seeing a Mustang with a kanji symbol on it)
C. Dating only Asian chicks and any one of the afore-mentioned offenses.

Wow, that blonde dude is driving a supra with a cheap skanky AZN ho. What a White Ricer...

hauna

The Hawaiian word for an unpleasant odor. More specifically, the act of stinking.

Ho, Brah! Whend da last time you wen wash yo bibadees? Da bugga is HAUNA!

Possy Pumper

A rare and highly sought after aftermarket mod for cars which adds anywhere from 100-700 HP depending on number used (i.e. Single, Dual, Quadratic). Also see Tally Pipe

Dude my car hauls ass with it's new Quadratic Possy Pumpers and Dual Tally Pipes.

moke

Anyone (Usually of Hawaiian ancestry) who actively participates in one or more of the following moke activities-
Surfing
Bodyboarding
Bodysurfing with McDonalds Tray
Hawaiian Canoe Paddling
Driving a Lifted Pickup
Listening to Reggae/Jawaiian Music
Playing an ukulele
Stealing shoes/slippahs
Smoking Weed

There is one mandatory qualification though... For one to be a full fledged "moke", one must be well versed if not fluent in pidgin english.

Ho, Brah... U such a moke, cuz...

Nipple Check

Process/procedure in which one determines the degree of nipple visibility relative to the ambient temperature, then signals the owner of the nipples in question as to the status of their tit-nipplyness using a two thumbs up/down scale. Thumbs up indicating that their nipples are NOT visible, and vice versa...

Hey, Maya... Nipple check! oooh... Sorry, u fail... (while giving two thumbs down)

Gyukaku

Similar to Bukkake, this is a Japanese sexual act where the male reaches emission without coitus. Unlike Bukkake, where the male ejaculates directly onto the female (usually the facial area), in the practice of Gyukaku, the male will ejaculate onto a hot charcoal fire. The girl must then inhale the fumes.

Last night I took Kumi home and fired up the hibachi. The Gyukaku was awesome. She took in that steam cloud like a champ.