Rural Dictionary

credit monger

One who lines themselves up to receive credit, or makes sure that every ounce of credit for their actions is well recognized and possibly even documented. #creditmonger

Milton: I swear all these people who make movies are credit mongers
Peter: I hear you, not like you see my name appearing on the credits of the 500 TPS reports that I've proof-read!

by Max86 November 03, 2014

As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.

Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!

by Max86 February 10, 2014

FETerinarius

Feterinarius is a soldier in the digital army who serves as a surgeon of the electronics that power backbone of the the internet, ICSs and all that is controlled electronically.

John; The geek from IT really knows a lot about the history FETs and MOSFETs and how they've powered the digital age!
Richard: That's why they call him FETerinarius bro

by Max86 July 12, 2017

Sac a douche

A French douchebag.

Similar to deutchbag being a German one.

Marc: Hey check out that looser Jaques, thinks he can speak English now just because he's watched all the rocky movies.

Rick: It's true, Jaques is a real Sac a Douche

by Max86 September 14, 2012