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A shit skidmark thats left on a surface after it has been thrown, slid, or flushed.
Agent - "Dear Lord Jesus! There are shkidmarks all over the cell! Looks as if these prisoners fought off the cops with a little bit of *wink wink*.... SHIT POWER!"
U.S. Military (including J.R.O.T.C.) uses this as a motivational check and to boost confidence.
Platoon leader: "Platoon, attention! Motivational check!"
Platoon: "HOOOORAH!!!!"
Chubby, man/lesbian-loving pussy lips that closely resemble a donut... (large pointless hole included)
M.C. Skittles - "A yo j... I hear Japanese girls got mad tight pussies dawg."
maXrUm - "Damn son forget that shit!!!! chubbalovers are what u lookin for..."
A gay penis which thinks for itself, but belongs to the body of a straight man.
Luca - "Hey what are you doing? Get out there we're finally getting some!"
Homorection - "I don't like her too much... she doesn't know how to stroke me very well. Can you do it instead? PLEASE! You know how I like to be touched..."
1. A musical instrument that does nothing but rattle.
2. A breakthrough modification of the old vibrating dildo which now slaps and smacks on command!
*flicks switch on*
))))vibrations((((
"Oh ye baby! OHHHH ye! SLAP IT BABY. SLAP AND SMACK. TEAR IT UP. FUCK! AHHHHHHH! OH YEEE!! POUND ME BABY POUND ME. VIBRASLAP MY PERRIWINKLE!!!!"
An old lady who's tits sweep and clean the floor due to years of sagging.
My grandmama got rid of her broom when she discovered a secondary function of her tits. She is one hell of a sagtits!!!
Supa dupa fly guy who is loved by all the chicks...
Sara - "Oh... my... god! maXrUm is SUCH a hottie!!!"
Shatania - "Oh for realz dawg... hes madddd fly!"