pownage

The wrong way to spell pwnage.

How do you spell pownage?
P-W-N-A-G-E

shlink

1. The sound Link's sword makes when darting the shield in the opening credits of "A Link to the Past" for Super Nintendo.

2. Otomatopia for any time a sword is inserted into an object.

3. For the dirty minded Zelda fans, when anything is inserted into something else.

1. do do do do do do do do do boo doo doo dah. SHLINK! Bum dum da daa! Bum dee dum dee dum daa! DAA DAA Daa Daa DAHHHH!!!

2. My sword doth shlink.

3. "Shlink" he said, smiling. "Zelda Perv." she said back.

blant

A web log (blog)entry that is used to complain about something (rant).

I'm going to write a blant about the amount of penguin movies there are.