MSM

"mainstream media", major TV networks and large newspapers.

Blogs are eating into MSM eyeball share.

anywhere

1950s slang. Same as holding for possession of drugs for personal use or dealing.

Are you anywhere? Are you holding?

anywhere

Some degree of progress or advancement with regards to a specified objective. Usually used when no progress is evident.

What have you done on the new website project? Are you anywhere on this thing?

skidiot

script kiddy

even more unsophisticated and unskilled than the average script kiddy.

Skidiots have been trying to comment spam my blog all weekend.