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The act of training a midget to beat up jacked boxers to become heavyweight champion.
"Did you see Glass Joe's wounds when he got knocked out?! I heard his opponent's trainer is a Doc Louis."
The act of shaving all your hair off and charging into people at high speeds.
"That guy slammed into me and broke my ribcage, He's a Bald Bull!"
The act of going on popular game shows and embarrassing yourself.
"Did you see that guy lose over $1,000 on Jeopardy? He's such a dudy dude"
A bald person with no emotions who has the strength of an ox and will knock you out easily.
"Dont get in that guy's way. He's a real Nick Bruiser if you do."
An obese Canadian person who loves bears and boxing.
"That guy is such a Bear Hugger! His relationship with that grizzly bear will never end!" "Yeah but his boxing career will."
An anime nerd who wanted to get into boxing so he could be big and strong like Goku, only to get his ass kicked by a blonde punk.
"That guy is such a Dragon Chan. He couldn't even break a branch even if he tried!"
Spitting in someone's eye's and temporarily blinding them.
"AHHH I CANT SEE!!!!" "That guy is a Masked Muscle for doing that"