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With a penchant for all things Disney and organizing high profile media events, Elastagirl, with Holly Hunter-esque fortitude, exercises maximum flexibility in all she does resulting in amazing outcomes.
Katy, aka "Elastagirl", was simply brilliant managing two consecutive conventions in as many weeks.
The art of floating a surveillance balloon over your adversary’s country to spy on ICBM sites while claiming it is a weather balloon. Popularized by Chinese Ministry of State Security (MSS)
First detected by passengers on a commercial flight, the Chinese Ministry of State Security did a “float over” of a bus-sized surveillance balloon over the northern continental US to spy on ICBM sites all the while claiming it was a weather balloon gone astray.
US Central Intelligence Agency
Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.
A vocation under the rubric of wokeness where gender, race, and culture are weaponized to cancel corporations and persons who refuse to adopt today’s virtue signaling by the woke mob.
Similar to “tradecraft” describing intelligence community tools needed to conduct espionage, various “hatecraft” tools used by the woke mob to compromise businesses and people include influence operations, demonstrations, and petitions.
LTMB - Lesbian Trapped in a Man’s Body - Exhibiting Lesbian sexual predrences among those carrying the xy chromosome.
Ben: Hey Harold, I need to make a confession.
Harold: About what bro?
Ben: It’s kinda hard to talk about it.
Harold: Come on man, you can tell your bro.
Ben: Fuck it, I’m LTMB,
Harold: What the fuck is that?
Ben: Lesbian Trapped in a Man’s Body.
Harold: Like I said, I’m your bro, and I’m glad you told me. Celebrate your diversity dude.
Having any sexual activity on the roof of a building inadvertently in view of Pan, Tilt, Zoom security cameras monitored by Marine Security Guards at a US Embassy.
Ben - Did you watch the video of Brett and that WSJ reporter going at it on the roof last night?
Harold - No Dude! Holy Shit! Where is it? I gotta see that!
Ben - Sorry Bro, that “Roof-topper” is being archived in the vault never to be seen again!
Harold - You suck!
To knowingly or unknowingly masturbate on any video conferencing system while others are logged on to the video conference like Jeffrey Toobin, CNN Legal Analyst, did on 10/19/20.
Ben: It looks like Ralph just exposed himself on our Zoom conference call this morning. Did you see it?
Harold: Dude, I totally saw it! Ralph was Toobin’ in front of everyone!